|She claimed to be "Belle" The faces say it all|
Well, those are all just pipe dreams and things that I only have seconds to ponder over because I don't have time to actually daydream because as I write this before the bus comes, My 2 /12 year old wandered in with a life size pencil wearing her hot pink tutu and peed on my office floor. Here are just some of the things I miss most about my "kid-free" life.
Eating - I cannot enjoy a meal unless I get a sitter and go out to dine. The very second I sit down, the kids either hijack my food or ask me to get them something. This is a great diet, but not when you are starving. If I initially made them what I was eating, they wouldn't eat it. It's only appealing on my plate. The photo below is My middle daughter Emmerson trying to kick down the door while I locked myself in the bathroom to eat my sushi.
|Emmerson disrupting my lovely sushi dinner in the bathroom|
Going to the Bathroom - I don't know what it's like to go to bathroom without an audience. If I do go in there alone and lock the door, It sounds like the FBI is trying to barge down my door using strong force. I recall a time when I was at the supermarket and I was in the midst of potty training my son. We were at the deli counter with a few other people whom were listening to our conversation and I know this because I saw them smirking. I was going through the list of his friends and family that go "pee pee"and "poo poo" on the potty and he proceeded to respond with, "yeah mommy and you go blood" (TMI - I'm sorry) I had smoke under the wheels of my cart and suffice it to say we didn't get anything from the deli that week.
Car Rides - I used to love my car rides to work where I could listen to my music. I would listen to Justin Timberlake, John Legend, or James Morrison, and this is when I could daydream. Now, the kids take turns picking their favorite song of the moment. This typically consists of Pitbull or Ne-yo. This is fine, but it's on constant re-play and I don't get a "turn", ever. Then the 3 kids never want to take the 3rd seat option, they choose to sit right next to each other and this ALWAYS ends badly. Pitbull is playing for the 15th time and someone is red faced and crying. #torture
Showers - I could easily shower for 45 minutes because I'm always cold and I used to love a nice long shower. Now, my feet hit the ground at 5am, I start the shower and one by one the kids come into the bathroom with their blankets and stuffed animals and sit outside the shower door and watch me shower (kind of like the masseuse in India). Sometimes if I am lucky, they come in and pee on me.
Sleep - I used to sleep and now I don't and I don't think I ever will again. That's all.
A Clutter Free Home - Haha!
Getting Ready - Doing my makeup and hair used to be one of my favorite things about going out. After kids, not-so-much. Now, I have to get everyone else ready first and then whatever time is left over is mine, which is usually about 10 minutes. When I do start working on myself, the girls now come in and start grabbing everything in my makeup bag and end up smearing their faces with the darkest makeup they can find. Lately they are into having their hair curled or flat ironed which is both a process and a hazard. #learnedthehardway. If I had a disposable income, I would undoubtedly spend it on a hair and makeup team. #dreamcometrue
Despite what I have listed above I wouldn't change a thing. I could write a much longer list of all the amazing ways my kids have changed my life for the better but that would not be any fun to read now would it?
|I'm probably sarcastic in my sleep too!|